Review: Destined for Destiny

My review of the fake George W. Bush autobiography Destined for Destiny first appeared in the UTD Mercury.  Read a legible version after the jump.

Javelinas - Goof-Off Buddies!

Originally published in the UTD Mercury

Pretty Monsters vs. The Bible

Originally published in Superficial Flesh.

Pretty Monsters versus The Bible

You know what’s silly?  The Bible!  Nevertheless, this heavyweight collection of stories continues to exert tremendous influence on our cultural icons – Will Ferrell and Laura Bush, to name just two – despite the fact that it was published back in olden days, before the Internet was invented, and even before TV!  Tonight we’ll pit this classic collection of stories against a modern-day champion – Kelly Link’s short story collection Pretty Monsters – and see which one emerges victorious from a 3-round Ultimate Fighting Book Championship cage match!!!

Javelinas - Time Captain!

Originally appeared in the UTD Mercury